Fresh from the Pages

I know this may sound too disgusting for some, but i wouldn't believe for one second that no one does the same thing that I do when in the loo. Don't you just find it boring and tiring to just sit there and wait for the deed to be over? Others may be humming some tunes, playing with the water in the faucet, or counting each paper towels. I, on the other hand, prefers to wait it out by reading a magazine ...